Cast

RHETORIC CAST OF CHARACTERS
Washington “Wash” Orchard
Wash is a recent graduate of college and has used his powers of a BA in English to attain a book seller position at the local Rhetoric store. He wants to be a great novelist someday and hopes his time at Rhetoric will lead there, but it’s more likely he’ll be trapped there forever with his best friend Dominic. Wash is very strong-willed, finds himself to be hilarious, and will run full-force into walls, sometimes leaving Washington-shaped holes in them, rather than think a situation through. He and Dominic get into a lot of trouble!
Dominic “Dominic” Engelke
Dominic has recently graduated college as well and, rather than attempt to succeed at his goals, he’s followed Wash to Rhetoric. Dominic has been unable to decide on a career from day one and is a renaissance man because of it. He’s mostly unsure of himself and his place in the world, but someday he’ll figure it all out and will become more awesome than is possible by science. Don’t call him ‘Dom’.
Calin Chronister
Assistant Manager Calin (cay-lin) Chronister (chronister) is assistant manager. He’s been with the company for many years and has an earned himself the second-to-top position at a store with with no one in the top position with no chance for promotion. Someone at the top really likes him SARCASM. He’s got every reason to be a little perturbed.
Marshall Hahn
SPIKEY HAIR GUY.
Marybeth Theodoropolis
She has freckles.

Josslyn Nidecker
Seemingly the only other cafe person. Severely awesome.
Amanda Cambridge
She’s the cafe supervisor and Dominic’s direct boss. Little is known about her, which is why there’s not much here.